tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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