Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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