Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
