So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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