Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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