does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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