I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just forgot I was standing up.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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