Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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