I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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