She just used a chaser for red wine.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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