Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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