There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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