So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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