Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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