hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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