Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
