wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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