she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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