Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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