Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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