I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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