Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You are the jesus of drinking
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