she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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