It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The power of my boobs compel you
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
