was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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