I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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