i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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