He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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