The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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