I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Even my vagina gasped.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
