Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it's like heaven, but drunker
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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