So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
