How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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