Plan B is the new Plan A
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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