I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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