If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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