i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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