Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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