what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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