He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
