I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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