Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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