I love black thongs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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