I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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