This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
