Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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