is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ugly people sure do ruin things
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dick very happy bro
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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