If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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