we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You did what with his pubic hair?
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