Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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