We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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